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A friend just emailed this:

 

Quote:
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful

 

diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look

 

more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

 

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has

 

noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up

 

right now.

 

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a

 

salesman standing right behind her.

 

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman

 

greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

 

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been

 

there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the

 

price of this lovely bracelet?'

 

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to

 

shit when I tell you the price.'
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