(OOOPS!!! I got a little ahead of myself and didn't take a word out....duh, right?!
"And this is the best that you c - that the-the government, the *U.S. government* can come up with? I mean, you-you're NASA for cryin' out loud, you put a man on the moon, you're geniuses! You-you're the guys that think this sh!t up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking sh!t up and somebody backing them up! You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight boy scouts right here, that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?" (Armageddon)
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- "Let me ask you something. When you come in on ___________ and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the ____________"?
-" No. No, man. Sh!t, no, man. I believe you'd get your a$$ kicked sayin' something like that, man."