Pants vs. Panties
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and
said, 'Here: try these on'. She did and said, 'These are too big. I
can't wear them.' To which I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never
had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
So, on his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
'Here - try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your jackass attitude
you never will.'