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*Casey*

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  1. Why is this legal? Argh... I hate telemarketers!!! I'm calling right now!
  2. 70 things NOT to say to a man with a small penis 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. I'm sorry. 4. Never mind, why bother. 5. Who circumcised you? 6. Why don't we just cuddle? 7. You know they have surgery to fix that. 8. It's more fun to look at. 9. Make it dance. 10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 11. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 12. It looks like a nightcrawler. 13. Wow, and your feet are so big. 14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. 15. It's OK, we'll work around it. 16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 19. Oh no, a flash headache. 20. (giggle and point) 21. Can I be honest with you? 22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 23. Let me go get my tweezers. 24. How sweet, you brought incense. 25. This explains your car. 26. You must be a growing boy. 27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 29. Are you one of those pygmies? 30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 31. Ever hear of Clearasil? 32. All right, a treasure hunt! 33. I didn't know they came that small. 34. Why is God punishing you? 35. At least this won't take long. 36. Let's just stick with your hand. 37. Do you need a splint to prop that up. 38. How interesting. 39. I never saw one like that before. 40. What do you call this? 41. But it still works right? 42. Damn I hate baby-sitting. 43. It looks so unused. 44. Do you take steroids? 45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick. 46. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere. 48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 49. Let me know when you're done. 50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 52. Aww, it's hiding. 53. Are you cold? 54. If you get me real drunk first. 55. Is that an optical illusion? 56. What is that? 57. Does this run in your family? 58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry. 59. Were you neutered? 60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 61. Does it come with an air pump? 62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 63. Where are the puppet strings? 64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once. 65. Deep throat 66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 67. Can you get this pencil out of me now? 68. Do I hang my hat on it? 69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes! 70. Don't hold back.
  3. I don't think it's ever TOO early to send out STD's for a DW... The more notice your guests have the better
  4. Have so much fun!!! And cherish every minute of your big day! I'm so super excited for you!!!
  5. *Casey*

    Hello

    Hi Donna... to the forum!!! You'll find everything you need to know on here!
  6. I know a bunch of girls have suggested the Travelers Wife before... I haven't read it yet, but have been meaning to.
  7. That's a toughie... If she is so willing to get a new dress, then maybe she wasn't absolutely sold on the one yall both had. I wouldn't feel too bad about it. Is she acting weird towards you?
  8. Those are so great, and you look so gorgeous and in love! What amazing pics! It looks like you had the wedding of your dreams! CONGRATS!!!
  9. Awww, Yari... those are so amazing! You must just sit at your computer all day and watch it on repeat! I know I would! You look so beautiful!!!
  10. I used weddingcountdown.com. Once I created my ticker, I just copied the bbCode and pasted it into my edit signature section... Worked for me... might give that a try
  11. Hi Kristie... to the forum and CONGRATS!!!
  12. Hi Katie and Max.... to the forum and CONGRATS!!!
  13. Good luck! Hope the plans are coming along great!
  14. Hi Angel... to the forum and CONGRATS!!!
  15. Hi Tracy... to the forum and CONGRATS!!!
  16. I had no idea they had so much wedding stuff! Man, I LOVE Target!!!
  17. What about having black dresses, but just not a heavy, wintery material? Something that's light weight and flows might be a good idea. That way it could be a compromise... Maybe just suggest it and see how she reacts.
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