Hartyt509

Christ!! after so much shit luck your wedding is gonna be bloody amazing!!! you're through with bad luck x

I wish she'd bloody email me back!! lol I reckon when you're in the UK she fecking ignores you lol i bet she doesn't ignore me when I send the deposit tho lmao

I'd be so careful because I specifically asked Claudia who we could use and it was only Claudia Rodriguez and Juan Navarro - do not book her until you've got it in writing from Claudia - you don't want to end up with no photographer

Quote: Originally Posted by happyone In addition to my last comment, Melody. I still choose not to use that word. I understand that the word may be vulgar and offensive to you (understandably). Other people may find it acceptable in their dialects, however. Its frequently used in scottish (which isn't far off my lingo!) - different strokes for different folks lol Its nothing to do with respect its the language of where people are from as to what context its used in Anyway US and UK lingo can mean so many diff things lol like you say fanny for your backside we say it for something completely different lmao

Let them get on with it miserable buggers lol I've got in-laws that are the same except FMIL she acts like she is on acid and bipolar all in one and the new hubby is just a cranky twat! lol I'd kill not to have them there let alone for 2 weeks lol Think yourself lucky if they are only there a couple of days less grief and at least they are seeing you married lol

My old place used to have them - luckily I always had a migraine lmao This place is great the senior partner is so laid back he just says i'm not going so not forcing you to lmao

I can only re-iterate everything everyone has said especially glenda - you so need a restraining order with an arrest order attached You'll be fine you just need to stay calm (easier said than done i know) good luck -x

Hey I'm with a squaddie I can be "colourful" to say the least lmao my boss says he can swear his head off with me because I can do it straight back lmao

Quote: Originally Posted by kellywinter1 Woo Hoo! We will be the unstoppable BDW brides, every one just better watch out! Claudia and Daniella will not be able to say no to any of our demands! We totally all need to get together for some shots! When are you guys coming down? Hartyt509 have you gotten the picture of your dress up yet so we can decide on those shoes?! I get there the afternoon of the 11th for 2 weeks lol No! but I will I promise will defo try to get down this weekend I mentioned it to her last night and she its hanging up so will go take a pic lmao

You can't get them here they are constantly sold out. I was lucky I was in the shop at 9am the day they came out lol when it gets near to christmas you won't even be able to get the wii - last year they limited them lol

Quote: Originally Posted by Alyssa OMG i love Meg - she is too freakin cute! Mabel puts her chin on everything too!!! cutie - give her some smooches for us! BTW - as for posting pictures - you need to join Image hosting, free photo sharing & video sharing at Photobucket it's free, you upload your pictures and then copy the IMG code and paste the link in the thread when you are posting - super easy! I will lol she just started barking her head off in the porch - floyd ran out and he started christ it was loud and it was after 9 lmao so I go out (in jamas!!) start telling them off and realise its one of FI's mates with his akita George lmao so its kick the dogs in the front room and go outside with the jamas on to smooch with the lush akita lmao Cheers for the info on the pics I'll do it now lol Quote: Originally Posted by Rachelle E. Think of further north than cockney and you'll get it lmao LOVING the pics of the Rotties! :-) My sis has two of them and they're just big and funny. I'll have to find the pic of my nephew with them. They're easily 4 times his size and he just loves them! He used to lay on the floor by them when they were laying around the house. It was so funny. And watching my little 2 year old niece boss them around is hilarious! My dog totally does that! We think/were told that he's part Rott. We think he's mixed with Rhodesian Ridgeback...he has that coloring and build. But he's got some Rottie qualities like how he walks and he's totally a leaner like my sis's dogs. He'll just stand and lean against you - of course he weighs like 120lbs so if you're not standing steady he'll throw you off balance! lol! Meg is a devil for that lol she runs at the back of your legs and pushes her head through (dad used to shout crocodile and she'd do that and then starting nipping) lmao she did it to my friend who is really short and nearly knocked her out lmao

I'm getting married on the 15th May 2009. There is another girl on here getting married on the 14th too I think - should be fun lmao

How about one of those body wrap things, they make you lose inches - only a temp measure but if you do it just before you go should be cool

I got it the day it came out over here - i love it lmao

You seriously need to kick her in too touch, she sounds like she's got major psych problems!! I told my aunt she said "she's after your bloke" and I think she may be right lol

You've just got to suck it up I think lol normally I'd say tell them you are doing it your way BUT they sound so happy to be able to do this for you and it probably broke their heart that they weren't at the wedding so just let them do it

OMG how cute is she lol Right how do I upload them rather than put it on a link lol I'll give it a go see what happens lol most of the really good pics of her are on my phone but i'll give it a go lol Couldn't do it so its on a word doc lmao Doc2.doc

Quote: Originally Posted by Alyssa Mabel doesn't ever destroy anything, at least not on purpose LOL, she is strong so sometimes we find a doll leg or ear lying around but she just leaves it there and never eats it or anything! and she is super SLOW and LAZY - she is a big black turtle! Yeah same as Meg lol she only gets excited if someone dares to come to the front door and she bounces and growls but if they came in she'd lick them to death lol

lmao sorry !! but hey you are all not in a pissy mood anymore thanks to my gross dog lmao He's lying on his bed and looking at me like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth!! Meg is snoring! and farting silent but deadly - you know I love my life lmfao

Quote: Originally Posted by LC_Rachel haha. I can cope without a slang dictionary. Stuffed? as in I ate to much or screwed? LOL Oh good lmao it would be farr toooo long lmao Stuffed as in screwed lmao

Quote: Originally Posted by LC_Rachel OMG. That is disgustingly funny. No way in hell I could pull something out of a dog's ass. I would seriously throw up. PS I think I need a Harty 's slang cheat sheet. LOL I know lmao I was saying to him calm down meg wouldn't be making this much fuss look at your sister lmao and she was looking at him like "god he is sooo stupid mum" lmao things you do!!! lmao shall I do you one ? which words would you really like on it lmao and I am trying to type it so that you understand - if i did it the way I spoke you'd be stuffed lmao

Quote: Originally Posted by LC_Rachel LOL. You girls are the best. So let me get this straight- the dog ate a stuffed animal and now it's hanging out it's butt? Or did I not follow that right? LOL No you got it right lol he ate 80% of a pink elephant which was megs and its gone straight through and is hanging out of his arse - I've had to gently tug while telling him he's a good boy and smiling and stopping at the first sign of teeth lol He did it the other day 2 but this time it was a husky puppy I brought Meg back from Canada!! I warned her not let him have it (god you'd think she was human lmao) and he ate the bloody lot. One min it was in tact the next only the arse left and then 30 mins after that none of it lol I found parts of it in the garden when he'd obviously shit them out!!! FI said he used to do the same thing in Afghanistan lmao Funny thing was as I was slowly pulling it out he was farting and looking at me like "you made me do that you know" and he is stinking lmao Quote: Originally Posted by Alyssa Harty - you are one of the funniest people i know!!!!!!!! you always crack me up - i almost peed myself reading about the elephant I don't know about your rotty but mine destroys nothing so she gets really pissed when he nicks her stuff lol he was really hacking her off the other day and I saw her teeth go for his tail lmao thank god she's slow and he's quick or there would be carnage and of course my baby wouldn't be in the wrong lol

Quote: Originally Posted by Maura omg harty i am pissing my pants laughing over here about the elephant...... thanks for the pick me up, i was having a shit day too! It is funny now but an hour ago I wasn't so sure lmao rang FI and said your stupid fecking dog has eaten Meg's elephant (my rotty) and now its hanging out his arse and I can't get it out without him nailing me lol He said just leave it he'll shit it out!! I thought aye on my bloody floor - pleased its out tho it was driving me mad it hanging out and him running around lmao Meg was looking at me like "what is that twat doing now" lmao

Shit I typed out a git long reply and it vanished!!! Here we go again lol Rachel welcome to my world I wake up in one every bloody day lol Its usually thinking of my smelly drunk clients that are going to call in to my office unexpectedly, ring up and give me shit or generally scream they want cash lmao Then of course there is the fact that FI is telling his mother about the wedding in the next few days!!! She is going to go ape shite And when you think it can't get any worse you are greeted by your spaniel (who thinks he is a german shepherd and has a shitty temper) running into the house with half a cuddly elephant he has eaten hanging out of his arse lol so its out with the muzzle, that makes him worse so i'm stroking him with one hand telling him what a good boy he is (silently thinking I might murder him) and trying to gently pull out the elephant with the other and watching for him to go nuts and nail me lmao I get it about 90% way out and think screw this he is starting to get proper shitty lol 2 mins later he runs outside and dumps it out!! So its run out quick grab it and throw it in the bin before the eats it again!! NO joke lmao So between wanting to murder FI for having to invite his mother, horrible arsehole clients who stink and are drunk and having to pull an elephant out of my dogs arse its been an action packed day lmao NOW don't you feel better that you aren't me pmsl

Dump her - if she's a PITA now she'll be horrific nearer to the time. I know its hard but you certainly find out who your friends are lol