Dear TA:
You suck. You've sucked from day one and I should have fired your @ss. But I didn't.
I spent all day yesterday straightening out your messes, which you've told me no less than 10 times were all squared away.
If they were all squared away, then tell me, EXACTLY, why in god's name I would have put my nephews in the room with FI and I on OUR WEDDING NIGHT
You're stupid, you suck and I am so happy that I will never, ever have to deal with you again after next week.
I may be a bridezilla, but at least I can sort out a room reservation.
B***H.
love, me.