I have a friend who kinda has a drinking problem. SHe really like to get wasted, scream at people, then pass the f-out, usually with her skirt above her head.
Well, at a friends wedding last summer she was in rare form! I honestly think she was drinking before she even got to the wedding. During the cocktail hour she was doing shots so she was hammered by the time the bride & groom got there.
The bride's entire (conservative) family was there from Shanghai, and many of them didn't speak English. So, friend proceeds to kidnap the bride's father, drag him to the dance floor and go crazy with the freak-dancing/humping thing. She has this move called the "Beyonce" that I can't even begin to describe.
Then, at the dinner table...(It was an outdoor wedding under a tent) she decided she had to pee. So, she hiked her dress up around her waist, scooted to the edge of her chair and peed! On the ground! At the dinner table!
Luckily there were enough of us babysitting and running interference that I don't think the bride ever found out, at least not at the wedding.