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  1. The barista at my coffee shop was dressed like a pirate today. He gave me two dollars of my special drink for ordering like a pirate. Arr!
  2. Can't wait to see! I love seaglass, I picked up a bunch on our honeymoon to make into jewelry.
  3. Any updates? My local news isn't broadcasting anything...
  4. Quote: Originally Posted by azhuskergirl ooh great website. I'm ordering a sample now! sorry. Oh you'll love the tea! My MOH bought a bunch of custom tea for my bridal shower from Denver. I didn't realize she was paying attention to my ramblings about tea! Back to topic again, though tea is great in the fall!
  5. The leaves are changing and its colder already. What I do love though is getting out my thicker yarns to crochet scarves for my friends while drinking my favorite fall tea, Cozy Autumn. Its a black tea with cinnamon, allspice, and nutmeg, organic and fair trade. I just made a cup! I get it from Brian at Design a Tea - Where Tea Leaves Dream : Custom Blended Teas and Other Soothing Products
  6. Quote: Originally Posted by lambert13 Who would have thought that up here in Albany we can get it everywhere for some reason. If you run out and don't feel like buying a years worth, we would be more than happy to buy it up here for you and send it on down your way. I'll keep that in mind, thanks. However, it does give us an excuse to return to PR frequently
  7. Quote: Originally Posted by lambert13 Do you guys not have it in grocery stores near you? Up here they all carry it. Even Walmart. If you can't get it in stores, you can order it on the website for real cheap too. I havn't seen it. We can get it in the city, but only in the scary part of the city.
  8. Could there be a buyout? If everyone takes their money out, the bank will go under quickly, like the bank runs of the 20s. However, I porbably would transfer my money to a bank with better standing. You don't need additional stress at this time.
  9. You could just use photos of yourself and fiance instead at different junctions in the relationship. Include pics of the two of you with the respective family members and most people will get the gist.
  10. Happy Birthday Edna. I hope you have a great day.
  11. Quote: Originally Posted by lambert13 We drink Cafe Bustelo all the time at home. It's a lot cheaper than the regular brands and it tastes so good. For coffee outside of the house I keep it real with a Large coffee from Dunkin Donuts. Cream and 3 Splenda please. That's what my husband drinks. We pick up a years worth when we go to PR.
  12. Quote: Originally Posted by Jacqueline I just looked at its says it's 811KB. Adobe format... Hope that helps. Got it, thanks. Casey, I think it will be too intellectual for FFIL!
  13. Quote: Originally Posted by Case*a*licious I'm so sad about it now... I can't believe I have to be related to this prick Only by marriage. I'm sure he's always been a dirt ball but you can always tell your friends the Syphallis has rotted his brain and judgement What a horrible situation. I think Stu has already made his decision to stand by you, hence the upcoming nuptials, and that you do not need to stress about it. At this point FFIL is not going to change but like someone already said, that lifestyle will not facilitate a long life.
  14. 101 things NOT to say on your wedding night 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin? 26. But I just brushed my teeth... 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. I want a baby! 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people.. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! 51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 52. Is that you I smell or is this mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice. 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you... 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 60. What tampon? 61. Have you ever considered liposuction? 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? 64. I have a confession... 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 68. Is that a hanging sculpture? 69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about... 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. 78. I think biting is romantic- don't you? 79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?) 80. When would you like to meet my parents? 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself? 82. Have you seen 'Fatal Attraction'? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 88. Sorry but I don't do toes! 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for 'The Enquirer'. 93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses... 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... 100. How long do you plan to be 'almost there'? 101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
  15. Mocha frappe freeze with a shot of coconut from Wegmans, a local grocery store. Not even Starbucks makes one as well! I get them all year long, boy do I get funny looks in January.
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