Ok, until today I totally thought no one was really this !
I work in the IT department at my company. When someone needs helps from IT, they 1st have to submit a helpdesk ticket and one of us will aid the user from there.
So, we have this new chick at work that put in a helpdesk ticket. The ticket stated,"My computer isnt doing what its supposed to do."
Ok, so I call her up and ask her what exactly is her problem with the computer.
She says exactly,"Well, Christina, the documentation I am reading says press any key to continue. However, my keyboard does not have an any key, or maybe I just cant find it."
At this point I am hysterically laughing! I cant believe she actually thought there was a key on the keyboard named ANY!!!
I wish I could tell her exactly what I was thinking. I wanted to say,'Well, the problem exists between the keyboard and the chair!"