Dear HR person at Univ of Penn,
Why would you neglect to tell me that I needed to bring my college diploma to my pre-employment interview today? Now, I need to go search through boxes in my mom's garage to find the thing, then I need to drive back down there on my day off and show it to you in person. If you told me I needed this last week, I would have been prepared and brought it today.
Dear Occup. Health nurse at Univ of Penn,
Why can't a nurse at my present employer look at my arm and tell me that I don't have TB? Why in the hell do I have to drive back down there AGAIN for you to look at my arm for a split second and tell me the test is negative?!?
Everyone is annoying me today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!