here are our FAQs and answers...obviously not many very serious...
Why don't I see underwater basketweaving on the list of activities?
We tried as hard as we could to find a resort that could accomodate all of our guests' interests and needs; however, it came down to a choice between underwater basketweaving and ping pong. Much to the dismay of the groom's brother, we had to go with ping pong. Again, we're sorry Justin!
Why aren't the cats included in your wedding party? Actually, they were asked to be, but politely declined. They're xenophobes.
why mexico
are you kidding? have you ever tried to find a real mariachi band in the u.s.?
plus we both like refried beans.
is your marriage going to be legal? no. we just think it's funny to make you come all the way down to mexico for no reason.
can i drink the water? why drink water? it's an all-inclusive place, try some tequila instead.
what should i wear to the wedding?
nothing. it's a nudist colony, so feel free to wear your birthday suit. not comfortable attending a naked wedding? ladies, try a skirt or a sundress. gentlemen, feel free to wear khakis, shorts...no footwear necessary for the ceremony, but you may be more comfortable wearing dancing shoes during the reception.