Quote: Originally Posted by REBECCA
Rebecca asked her surgeon to make her the new Jessica Rabbit. She just didn't realize her lips would end up looking as plastic as her fake tits.
Lisstttten- im not drunkz. I know somebody here gotttt married. Who iz it??
Quote: Originally Posted by LisaG The bride and the groom were estatic their celebrity friend, Woddy from Toy Story, could take time out of his busy schedule to attend their wedding.
Quote: Originally Posted by kleslie5 After reading the new controversial book "Sexual Healing," Chester the cat decided to put chapter 4 into action and explore his naughty bits.
Quote: Originally Posted by becks
Yes, they even make me wear a helmet when I'm not on the short bus! Ok, here's my early morning attempt at humor.