One time my FI left me in a jewelry store to go across the hall to a bathroom. He was gone forever and this lady was helping me look at rings for him. I was like "Um...I think he will be back soon." Finally, the lady gave up and went and helped other customers. Then I was standing there kinda miffed that he didn't tell me it would be a LONG visit to the bathroom. I was thinking tinkle time.
So I leave the store and there he is at one of the booths that sell the aromatherapy hot packs. He had one on his shoulders, one strapped around his back and one he was holding in his hands. He just looked absolutely ridiculous. When he saw me, he gave me the "help me" eyes. I just rolled my eyes and walked over there. The lady grabs one and tosses it on my shoulders and I'm like "Um...no, sorry we are leaving." Then we proceeded to unstrap the damn things from my FI.
He was like "She wouldn't let me leave!" Wow, is he too nice!