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Cheap Ikea Bags
Jessica replied to MoonPalacePookie's topic in Wedding Registry, Wedding Gift Bags, and OOT bags
I've seen those bags at Ikea. They are plastic... almost that same kind of plastic their infamous yellow (or blue) bags are made out of. They are really cute though for OOT bags. -
Check to see if you hospital have internet keyboards in the room. I didn't bring my laptop because I think I spend too much time on the computer and I wanted to take a break from it. But my hospital did have high speed internet access through the tv and a computer keyboard in the room. I used it briefly just to check the tvguide listings. I also just used the mesh hospital panties while I was there because if I used my own, I would have had A LOT of bloody underwear to bring home... no thanks. I did use my own pajamas though on the second day because I hate those hospital gowns. I didn't bleed through my pj's. I also wore pj pants just because I'm more comfortable in those.
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I don't mind cleaning, so I'm not upset if DH doesn't clean, it's more of the fact that he sees me scrubbing the whole house, will wait until it's spotless, then in 45 minutes flat will destroy the whole house. That is when I freak out about him not cleaning up after himself! This is exactly what happens. I will have the whole house perfect, he will wake up (he works the night shift, so I clean while he's asleep) go into the bathroom, leave pee ON THE SEAT OF THE TOILET, leave chunks of toothpaste in the sink, splash water all over the mirror, take a shower and somehow get 90% of the water on the floor and leave the towel and his clothes on the floor NEXT to the laundry basket. Then he will go into the bedroom, sit on the bed I just made (and it's not just normal sitting, I swear by the time he gets up it looks like a whole slew of kids were jumping on the bed), pull out clothes and leave all the closet doors and drawers open. He then goes into the kicthen, makes a snack, leaving crumbs all over the counter, dirty dishes in the sink and a half glass of juice on the freaking counter. He then plays with Aiden, leaving a trail of bibs and bottles behind and then goes and watches tv where he will build a collection of soda cans and half empty boxes of crackers on the coffee table. Then he goes to work and on his way out the door it takes all of my willpower not to throw something heavy against the back of his head because now I have to clean up AGAIN. He's lucky I love him.
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AA changed our flight like 3 times from the time we booked to the wedding. OMG, talk about stressing me out! We got to the airport and ended up being late because we didn't know about the last change.
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I just read that. Looks like she finally got what she wanted. I think she's been trying to get married to him for awhile now (at least that's what all the gossip rags said). I wonder if it was a low key deal? There doesn't seem to be much talk or anything about it.
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What we've got goin' on so far
Jessica replied to starfish kate's topic in General Wedding Planning Information
I think Cape Cod is a fantastic location! I'm sure the wedding will be absolutely beautiful no matter where you have it. -
Puppy wake-up - WARNING- kinda gross!
Jessica replied to seaprincess's topic in Just venting or funnies
ugh, nasty!!!! i'm surprised that hasn't happened to me yet. our puppy is always doing something gross. -
Yeah, I'm thinking definitely there will be a hookup with the plane hottie. And ugh, are they really going to do a Dan-Vanessa, Nate-Serena thing?! NO!!!!! Vanessa is soooo annoying. Although I am curious to know exactly why her and Nate brokeup. I guess just because he needed "time alone"? Was Dan alluding to the fact that he and Georgina had oral or something when he said they may as well have had sex? LOL. I don't get it.
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Oooh, how exciting!! Congrats! Yes, definitely bring your own towel! Oh those towels at the hospital are horrid! I recently decided to throw all my product reviews and stuff in a blog because I'm a nerd and being a SAHM until the fall has given me loads of free time! Anyway, I have my hospital bag list on there if you want to check it out: Oh, Mama Likey!: What I Packed In My Hospital Bag I'm a super light packer though so I don't have as much as some other people. I used the hospital pillows, but if you like comfy pillows, definitely bing your own.
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Don't even get me started. Me = clean freak DH = messiest person alive This is our main source of conflict. It drives me absolutely INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Want to raise some money at your reception?
Jessica replied to rodent's topic in Just venting or funnies
That was perhaps one of the stupidest things I've ever watched. -
Happy Birthday Paula!!!!
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exciting!!! i'm too scared to cut my hair short. i don't think it'd suit me. i'm jealous of girls who can pull that off. i can't wait to see the new cut!
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I'm sorry. Weather.com made me almost have a breakdown a few days before the wedding. It said it was supposed to rain and we totally didn't have a backup plan at all. Good news is, it rained for 10 minutes in the morning and was perfect for my wedding. I didn't share your location, but keep the faith!! Those weather reports aren't always right!
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Quote: Originally Posted by Yari I just re-read the article...am I the only one that thinks it is a little creepy that their dad married them. Joe Simpson is creepy, period. Quote: Originally Posted by CaliaA07 Didn't Jessica have the Alice in Wonderland theme for her party or her ex-husband? I remember that from their show....weird that she repeated it. Yeah, I remember that. I think it was for her birthday.
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It is fashionable. I think they are just copying all us BDW chicks though! But OMG "The Alice in Wonderland themed reception featured a wedding cake by Sam Godfrey of Perfect Endings with a top hat, tea pot, stop watch and a pot of flowers on top." I LOOOOOOVE Alice in Wonderland. I would have so loved a recpetion like this if I had the money to do it. Damn, I want to see pictures!
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I think the whole opposition to gay marriage is silly. I can understand the argument, but seriously, who would it hurt?! A homosexual marriage will in no way cause physical or emotional harm to my marriage or me as a person. Why are people so scared? It's ridiculous. Hell, I'm not even opposed to polygamous marriages (as long as it's all consenting adults). People need to focus more on their own marriages and less on the marriages of others.
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Happy Birthday (kinda belated!) Rachelle :)
Jessica replied to Sarah's topic in CONGRATS & Shout outs!!
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Aww... Yay Carly!!!!! I can't wait to hear all about it.
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^ Oh cool, that would be nice!
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Where are the MLB fans? Represent your team!
Jessica replied to starchild's topic in Random Thoughts
But I don't get into the whole which team sucks banter because that gets a bit too crazy for me! -
Quote: Originally Posted by Christine that's great...by the way my first parents mag came yesterday. Thanks again. Oh awesome! I got mine yesterday as well and was hoping your subscription kicked in too.
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POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sportstournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION : None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE : None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. WAGES AND COMPENSATION : Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more. BENEFITS : While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth,unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
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That is... weird! If Brian did that at our wedding, I think you would have seen me slowly but surely backing my way out of there!
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Ohh, ok. I've seen that commerical on Youtube or something. Lol. Yeah, all I could think of was "OMG, I could never do that! What a mess."