I hate bashing other girls on the way they look, but I agree, I find Alex highly unattractive. To the point where I don't even like to look at her when she's on the screen. Simon... I find it hard to imagine he's straight. I don't doubt he is (well, I sorta do!), but I think I would sooner die than be with a guy who's more of a girl than I am. He irks me.
Their kids are cute (looks wise), but are totally the kind of unruly kids I hate being around in public. They are the type of kids I looked at when I was pregnant and thought "Oh crap, why they hell did I want a kid?!"