How I Met My Wife
The year was 1999, and I was in AC Moore doing some scientific studies on the sweet mating behavior of pirates. It was difficult because specimens were so hard to obtain. I was singing in lab one day when a woman walked in carrying a particularly smelly specimen.
'Hi, Reggie, I heard you were looking for these! My name is Heidi .'
As we talked, I couldn't stop looking at her amazing eyes, her incredible smile, and her beautiful flowers.
'Will you take me to where you found this?' I asked.
'Sure,' she said, 'It's right over there in Jamaica .'
As we walked there, we found a restaurant that served delicious fried televisions and powerful drinks made of vodka and yoga. The next thing I knew, we were back in my apartment and yelling passionately. After a whole night of jumping jacks, I knew I was in love with her.
After 4 months, I proposed to her. I still remember her saying 'Yes' as I slipped the ring onto her telephone.
At the wedding, she said to me, 'You know what I love about you, Reggie? You're tall, handsome and green, of course, but what I love most is your sense of humor and your soft smile. Of course the fact that we both love pillows doesn't hurt either.'
Now, 8 years later, we are still together, living in a gigantic house in Miami with our 15 children and our pet picture frame, Pippin. But even after all this time, I still remember the time that I met my wife, and a feeling of clock fills my heart.
LOL! This is too fun Courtney!!!