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You guys crack me up! Sarah gettting that advance copy of the test is like the holy grail of cheating as a youth - I don't know how you did it but whoever got it must have been a hero for awhile...lol Amy I love that you buy whipped cream for sport, yum! Drea your drunk story is hilarious, the things we do when we don't know how to drink! And Kash I begged my mom for that sandwich maker when I was a kid. That infomercial came on so many times she finally caved and got it. Did you ever get the pie filling and make the pies out of bread like they did on tv? Mmmmmm!

eat meater.....too cute!

Wrath Who did you last get angry with? building manager What is your weapon of choice? my sharp tongue....lol Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? out of defense How about the same sex? out of defense Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't been doing? excercise Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Pat Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes and the results are in the closets ( How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? I don't use the alarm Gluttony What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? iced blendeds from Coffee Bean Are you a meat eater? yes What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? lots! Have you ever squirted canned whipped cream directly into your mouth? yes ( Greed How many credit cards do you own? 2 If you had 50 million dollars, what would you do with it? have a baby a year, help my favorite charities, get a few more useless degrees, then invest the rest, and count my money from the laptop on my yacht on the Indian Ocean with my hubby and 11 children! Would you rather be rich or famous? rich Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? for awhile Pride What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? got a university education Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes, an UNO tournament and I was right - I kicked butt! Have you ever cheated to get a better score? yes - in high school I my friends and I totally cheated to pass a Psych test Lust Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? omg yes Have you ever had impure thoughts about someone else's girlfriend / boyfriend / wife / husband? boyfriend, yes What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? small of the back Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope Envy What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Janet's car Do you ever wish you were someone other than yourself? no Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes but I'm over it now What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? patience

I'm super late to this but WTF?? The whole thing is disgusting. So sorry ( Damn I hope you find a kick-ass job soon and get the heck out of dodge!

Girl you better start thinking like a wife and spend that money! (just kidding) But you can use your thank you photo and design any kind of card you want too. They also have those thank you photo holder thingies if you wanted to insert a real photo. Anyhoo, I know you'll get it done, just thought I'd share )

Thanks Sarah

BTW Drea I did mine through Kodak Gallery and they were inexpensive so maybe you can get yours there, here's the proof I saved:

Don't fret, we went to a wedding 1 1/2 yrs ago and gave the couple crystal goblets and Egyptian cotton sheets and we got NO thank you note or mention of it the times we've seen them since. At least you're doing it. We sent ours already but that's mainly because I designed cool ones with our wedding pictures on them so I was excited to send them out. But gifts are still coming in and we haven't sent them all yet. It will get done )

Nice! Love the palapa beds!!

Holy mother! So sorry you had a scare but I am relieved that your cat is better. I think you should buy her a treat for her troubles...lol

Alright, Jill! Many congrats to you two, enjoy it!

I know...but she has a good sense of humor. She used to laugh at us!

Yay Las Caletas!! I can *almost* guarantee one day we'll hear about a LC wedding in People or some other celebrity mag. But there won't be any pics because paparazzi can't set foot there...haha...it's the perfect escape for those who don't want to be seen!

That's great news about her results! I hope she makes a full recovery eventually. And take it from someone who had 3 ceremonies, none of them diminish the other. Each of our weddings were sacred and special, they were just expressed differently each time. Have fun with them!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by coreyphil It's so easy to get caught up in all the planning, the details, etc ... but it's the man that you love and the life that you're building that matters. Well said!

Quote: Originally Posted by Jerzzygirl Just a quick note about the ocean waves in Ochi, there were none...lol 1 day we did have a stormy day and there were small, small waves. More of a ripple...lol Yep the water is very calm and relaxing. It stormed our last day and we were in the pool with 2 other crazy couples, it was awesome. So if it rains remember to get in the pool....lol Also, when we honeymooned at ROR it did not feel that big. Even though there are 800 rooms it is laid out well and we didn't feel crowded at all. We were there in June, maybe that's a slow season...not sure. But don't let the size intimidate you. Most times late at night we sat on the beach and were the only 2 people within sight. The staff treated us exceptionally well and it seemed they paid that attention to everyone.

Quote: Originally Posted by twinkletoes LOL! I remember these jokes! (I have a few...hope I didnt repeat any from above) The funniest part I remember about these jokes is that my sister and I used to do them to each other! Here goes: Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund Yo mama so dumb, when you said, man, its chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon LMAO! Those 2 are classics! My brother and I used to do them to each other too, good times )

Sorry Shelley ( But you know what? You two still love eachother and will get married when the time is right. Sometimes this stuff just happens but hang on to your love. It will work out!!

When I was a kid we would pass time telling these jokes. It was never personal but sometimes kids would forget it was a game and run off crying . . . then they would come back an hour later with a good line and it started all over again. Got a classic? Share it! ~Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper ~Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to make minute rice ~Yo momma's so skinny she can dodge raindrops ~Yo momma's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license ~Yo momma's so tall she jumped and hit her head on the moon ~Yo momma's so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark ~Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone ~Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a blood test ~Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice ~Yo momma's so old her birth certificate expired ~Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants ~Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice ~Yo momma's so old she owes King Arthur $5 ~Yo momma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed ~Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled ~Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention ~Yo momma's so old she taught King Tut hieroglyphics

1. Introduce yourself. Jamy 2. It's Thursday at noon, where are you usually? at home 3. Who was the last person to send you a text message? Cheryl 4. When did you last take a shower? tonight 5. Accomplish anything fun yesterday? not really 6. What are you listening to right now? Black Crowes on XM 7. Do you watch MTV anymore? no 8. How do you feel about your hair? I need a trim 9. What time do you wake up for work? whenever my eyes open...lol (it varies) 10. What movie is in your DVD player? Clueless 11. Last two numbers of your phone number? 75 12. What side of the bed do you sleep on? varies 13. Do you like roller coasters? once and awhile 14. What magazine(s) do you buy regularly or subscribe to? Sedona Journal 15. What month is your birthday in? June 16. How many people are under "contacts" in your cell phone? like 5, I just got a new phone 17. What do you think about gay marriage? I equate it with heterosexual marriage, anyone who doesn't is ugly inside 18. What do your pants look like? blue jeans 19. Who was/is your prom/homecoming date? ugggh....rather not go there 20. What is the worst part of your work day? waiting to get off 21. Have you ever won anything in a sweepstakes? no 22. What's your favorite number(s)? 13 23. What are your plans for Saturday? volunteering at a church carnival 24. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done with your cell phone? lost it 25. Did you ever have a fake ID? no 26. Are you a collector of anything? lotion...I have way too many barely used bottles! 27. Are you doing anything now? quizzing 28. What age did you get your first boyfriend or girlfriend? 15ish 29. When was the last time you were up all night? every night....I sleep days 30. Do you use a fake name to wait for tables at a restaurant or to order food? Once, when the Starbuck's dude was slimy and flirting, I used my standard fake name for people like him "Sandy" When he said the drink was ready for Sandy I stood there like an idiot - lying is hard to keep up with! 31. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline? No, I just get it because I have no choice 32. Do you sleep with a fan on? GOD, hubby does so I do 33. What is the best thing about winter? Cold, sometimes 34. Do you have an AIM screen name? no 35. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? hmmm.....good question 36. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand is... hubby 37. The closest blue thing to me is... can of full throttle 38. I am ... excited 39. My best friends... are far away ( 40. My car is... red 41. I hate when people.... talk about themselves and don't ask about you 42. Love is... life 43. Marriage is... better than they say 44. Somewhere, someone is thinking... life is unfair 45. I'm constantly... singing in my head 46. I have a secret crush on .. Leland from Dog the Bounty Hunter 47. My cell phone.. is brand new 48. When I woke up this morning... I was thirsty 49. Before I went to bed last night I... talked to my mamma 50. Right now I am thinking about.... drums 51. I get on BDW to... (it said ‘Myspace’, so I changed it!) keep up with my virtual friends...lol 52. Today I will... read a book 53. Tonight I will... work 54. Tomorrow I will... get another book 55. I really want... a home where nobody lives on the other side of the wall!

Quote: Originally Posted by akh I had to look that up to make sure you weren't calling me anything naughty! lol Haha I'm a grammer nerd so I have these useless words in my head...but I got to use one on you! It's a compliment ) Quote: Originally Posted by LadyP I would have to. I remember when FH called me loquacious and this stupid idiot said THAT'S A PRETTY NAME Yeah that's an idiot alright. Loquacious is a good word too, my high school English teacher used to call me that....I wonder why? )

Quote: Originally Posted by BillysBride Yes! We have two year old quads...Meryn, Kellen, Nico and Layla. With them in mind, I am trying to cut costs wherever possible. I saw this dress a while ago, but it was a lot more at the time. I guess it didn't sell, so they reposted it for $169...I am thinking now that had I waited and let the auction expire, the seller might have relisted it even lower, but I didn't want to take a chance that someone else would get it. Be just my luck to find the one I wanted, and miss out on it by trying to be too cheap. I'm happy though....thats a decent price, and should something come up to nip my budget even further, I can always use that as the wedding dress too if need be. I like it that much. How cool is that!! They are beautiful and I love the names. You must have your hands full!! I agree that it's better not to take that chance on waiting for the price to drop. The dress is very pretty and that's a great price. Happy planning )

He is a sweetie *blushing*. Yes Ann I'm like a walking phone book - that's funny! I love the idea of giving your son your maiden name as a middle name. What a lovely gesture )

Whew I feel better now! LOL When we got our license and did the civil ceremony the clerk made it clear that a name change is a separate issue. I guess in some states they make it easy for you but not Cali. My full first name is 2 words (no space), my middle name is hyphenated, and my maiden name is 2 words (with a space). That's why hyphenating my last name seems like a lot to me! I am Italian but damn that's a long name even for my people!! I love my maiden name so I may keep it as another middle, kind of like what Ann is doing. As for kids when we have them, the poor things, I should just let them be a Jones like their father and keep it simple. My husband wants to hyphenate their names, and once he found out anyone can change their name to anything he even suggested hyphenating his name to combine both of ours )

Dang am I the only slacker? Thanks for the pointers guys )