I'm glad I am not the only one with wedding day mishaps!
-As I arrive to the alter and turn to get a tissue from my mom (for sweat not tears), my mom snaps at me and tells me I am squishing my hair with my veil!
-I said, "I Hanssel..." during my vows
-One of our GM shows up to the reception in a black suit (the boys were wearing tan) and an uninvited guests who we previously told could not go. I made Hans call him over and I went off on him. His answer to to changing was that he wasn't aware he couldn't change and he only changed (into a Black suit) because he was hot and proceeded to walk into the cocktail area with the uninvited guest. He is still on my shit list!
-My hairdresser and her boyfriend got wasted prior to the reception, show up to the wedding in sweats and jeans. Making out on the dance floor while my bro and SIL are giving a speech. the BF falls, knocks his head, cries and both run to the beach. I later have a few guest run up to me to inform me that "my hairdresser" was taking off her shirt and running in the ocean with her bf.
-One of our other vendors got drunk (he was already off and we told him to enjoy the party so this didn't bother us), and had to be escorted back to his room by my brother.
-There was a storm on the day of the wedding so the waves were crashing into the tent. There were electrical outlets laid on the sand. While I was dancing, I look up to find a huge cloud of smoke.. an outlet was hit by a wave and sparked a fire!