The Beaver and the Old Man,,,,
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a
22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of
that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never
misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella
instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a
beaver. He raised his umbrella and went 'bang, bang, bang,' and the
beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
"My point exactly," said the doctor.