ROFL.. umm I'll make something up since I've been really bad lately.. :-)
Do this find those sexy pair of jeans you want to fit in, hang them insight and everytime you sit on the couch look at those jeans and think, "ya know, I can work out right here doing hand weights, abs, and lunges, while I watch this show" Then every month try on those jeans and see if they start to get easier and easier to wear.