Dear Mom and Dad...
OMG Mom seeing your house on TV made me realize that you have WAY too many precious moments, I mean come on, why do you need 7 pillows on the back of your couch. And Dad, who says "I'll do your ham" OMG.. OH and why did you tell the state of MI that you were a coal miner,, it's not like you just left that job last week, I was two when we moved to michigan, and he haven't been around a coal mine ever since........