A10CalGal

Dear crazy bitch at the apartment leasing office - OMG, I've been asking you since before 10/1 if we could extend our lease from a 3 month to a 6 month, thereby getting rid of the $100 premium we are paying! I've asked you about it 3 times since then & you always say you will get back to me. So the fact that I happened to run into you this morning after working out & you brought it up, was welcomed. I told you I'd come by to sign the updated lease. And you have the gall to say to me "oh, by the way, can you start cleaning up after your dog." WHAT WHAT?? Fuck you. Why don't y'all stock the doggy poop bag dispenser with bags? Because when I walk away to find something else to pick her crap up with, I come back & I can't find it - because she's a chihuahua, and her shit is miniscule! Thank you. I hate you.

Quote: Originally Posted by lissah Dear DH, I love you dearly, but dryer lint does not go in the laundry room sink. Seriously. The garbage can is right next to your knees. It's called bending. nice...thanks for making me feel a little bit better

Uh oh...that must mean it was bad. Oh well, it's not you, it's your parents. Just don't answer the phone for a while

Quote: Originally Posted by TammyB Dear Mom and Dad... OMG Mom seeing your house on TV made me realize that you have WAY too many precious moments, I mean come on, why do you need 7 pillows on the back of your couch. And Dad, who says "I'll do your ham" OMG.. OH and why did you tell the state of MI that you were a coal miner,, it's not like you just left that job last week, I was two when we moved to michigan, and he haven't been around a coal mine ever since........ Oh Tammy...you made it through though. It wasn't that bad, was it?

Awww! Great teaser...I bet you can't wait to see the rest. Way to go.

Quote: Originally Posted by TammyB Dear Christa, I work in an office with about 90% men, and since I'm on this forum all day long, my coworkers and enjoying seeing you and your GF in your little Halloween outfits.. :-) Fantastic!

Hahaha Maria, nice!! I think he should write us appology letters after his shit ass attitude extravaganza. I am so sick of him!!! GRRRR!!!

You are going to hate me - but in our relationship, hubby is the clean freak. He is all about the kitchen & the bathroom. Unfortunately, it stops there. He is a piler - piles of mail, piles of clothes, piles of ?? - I hate that! So, then add a 16 year old boy to that, and I pretty much go insane every day. I guess we're all in the same situation to some degree.

Quote: Originally Posted by Allaballa When we first got engaged and decided on a destination wedding my entire distant family thought that I was paying for everyone to go down (can you imagine!!!). Unbelievable! Do they think you are Bill Gates or what? Wow.

No shipping!!! Carry your dress with you on the plane - it can bring you benefits sometimes too when everyone knows you are bride!

Dear 16 year old step son, Unf&^cking believable! You are such a little drama queen. Thank you for being such a twit, that by the time my husband gets home from work & picking you up from football, he is raging pissed and has no energy for me. Thank you for being such an irrational, flighty little GIRL & changing your mind about where you want to live every 5 minutes, based on how hard your life seems to be. And most of all, thanks for fighting us 2 nights ago over studying for chemistry, then admitting you need help, accepting it & saying how you want us to help you from now on....only to come home last night and say we suck & that living here sucks. Well you suck too! Dear self - You have got to stick to your guns with this spoiled little brat. Rembember last night when you told him "if we suck so much, and you've got your self under control so well & homework managed, then figure out how to get yourself too & from school. Effective Monday, I will no longer be your driver." Do not get guilted in to changing your strategy! And, you have got to reclaim some time with your hubby. This step son drama has sucked the life out of our relationship this week.

stupid duplicate posts!

Dear Heidi - I wish you strength to get through the coming days. Dear Maria - OMG, that is too funny that you broke Franks phone. I got a full visual in my mind. Hilarious. Dear Julie - your strength for you sister amazes me. YOu are such a special lady.

Quote: Originally Posted by JessicaLovesBrian Yeah, I love the kid despite all the weird things he's making my body do. And Brian totally loves the fact that my boobs are getting bigger and bigger everyday. Ugh, men! Every mans dream: his wife's boobs are growing every day & she farts like a man! Bliss!

Great advice Alisha! We did something similar - made a rule that we were only inviting people that we really wanted to be there. We did not want any "extras". So our guideline was that we would only invite people that were important to us individually or as a couple - people that helped form who we are as people & as a couple. Anybody else who bitched about it got this speech "we decided to do a very small, intimate wedding. we really want our families to get to know eachother, so the focus is on them." End of story. And f*ck you if you can't understand its OUR WEDDING!!

You da bomb Maria

Quote: Originally Posted by cessyboston i cant wait for the challage to be over...lol...i cant beleive im posting this...lol That is so fricking awesome! Nothing better than Beth & Dawg. Although, I have a feeling you could have made those boobs ALOT biggerr!

Quote: Originally Posted by Mrs.B 2008 AAAHHHH I am in! i have officially started the job hunt - i am joining upladder right now! I wondered what upladder is..."Executive Jobs in Science, Construction & Real estate". What field are you in? What are you looking for?

Beautiful dress - especially on you. Girl, you are glowing!! I agree with the other girls, if you go with the veil, cut out the flower...but if you do end up removing your veil later, you can always put it back on. I like the flower on it's own for sure though.

Drunk Slutty Bunny & friends wants to enter too!

No worries Andrea! I think Microsoft is pretty strict about their recruiting process anyway. If you happen to get any interesting info, of course I'd be interested

Quote: Originally Posted by DreaW little side note: My cousin's husband works for Microsoft Oh yeah? And Any feedback? Idea? One of the owners of the company I used to work for is great friends with a big wig at Microsoft...he emailed me the contact info & I totally can't find it.

I vote #2. Very cute concept over all (where, when, why)

Ok, I'm reviving the "Job Hunting Sucks" thread, because it does. And I know I'm not alone! If you've read any of my other recent threads, you know I accepted a job & then was treated pretty poorly/weirdly during the pre-employment process...I rescinded my acceptance. I know that I made the right decision..the way you are treated in the begining of an employment relationship is always a great indicator of things to come. So, I'm reviving this thread to hear what's going on with y'all that are in the same situation. Here's what I'm doing: -Working with a Robert Half Int. recruiter (I'm in finance & accounting) -Searching craigslist every day -Networking every where I go - not even kidding - football games, grocery stores, real estate office, etc. -I finally bit the bullet today & registered on Microsoft's hiring website...hello, they have like 5 locations within 20 miles of me! I thought I was a non-corporate person, but they are pretty anti-corporate for such a large corporation. What are you doing? Do you need help with anything? I got excellent help with my resume from Maria & Paula recently (thanks girls). Let's chat about this shit!

Quote: Originally Posted by TammyB yeah, Bill asked if they can make a meal together or something. If I know my mom she cooked Pasta.. That's all she eats.. OH and by pasta I mean mac and cheese or just plain elbow mac with only butter on it.. :-) OMG Tammy, that is classic!