A10CalGal

Ok, I feel like I kinda know what's going on with the tidbits you guys are posting. I'd like to thank Comcast for officially ruining my deep connection with BB9 in the final critical weeks (yep, still no cable). I am so glad to hear frickin' Sheila is gone. She is so ridiculously dramatic for a person of her age & experience. Good ridance!

Quote: Originally Posted by Morgan I remember a friend having light spots that turned out to be a fungus that grows on your skin when you are in the sun too much. This was in high school & I don't remember the details. But, it wasn't a big deal. Nothing like a flesh eating bacteria. I have a friend that gets these white spots & she has to take an anti-fungal medication when it happens. I don't think it's a big deal, but she just doesn't like the spots.

Whew, at first I thought you were going to say you got in a car accident. Cherish this feeling right now, cuz you will never feel it again! This is so exciting girly!! And it's the time where you can kindof start to let go of things & let your grand master plan swing into action. Sit back & watch all of your hard work come to fruition. I'm giddy for you!!!

That is so cute/sweet/cool Kris!! Men can surprise us once in a great while, can't they?

Hmmm, interesting. I have always followed my vet's direction on this. However, my cats have always been indoor/outdoor, so maybe that 's the difference.

That is great Glenda! I'm really glad you have the opportunity to do this.

Quote: Originally Posted by Rachelle E. Hello, Pot? It's me...Kettle. lol! j/k! And I must say, those are some strong words coming from a girl in the CTG! OMG, what is wrong with me?? I read your pot statement & thought "how does she know I smoke pot?" hahaha./...yeah, that's not what you were saying.

A breakfast burrito? Nice. Hopefully it didn't have a bite taken out of it? Men - they are hilarious aren't they?

I completely forgot to even think about rounding up my stuff. So either Cabo Surf or my coordinator ended up with my chair ties, a butt load of tealight candles & whatever else I brought with me. Oops!

Quote: Originally Posted by StephanieMN Are you girls flashing gang signs? dude, there is so much going on in that pic I cannot rightly explain. I like to think it was just a bad moment in time when the pic was taken - like we were trying to organize our chair ties properly....who knows...I seem to remember thinking someone looked like Tupac in their chair tie, so it's entirely possible we were attempting a gang sign there...why do I embarrass myself this way??

Holy hottie patottie! You looked fantastic in that red dress!!

This ferret thing is COMPLETELY out of contro!! Now there are ferret threats? Do you thing the Ferret Ethics Organization would like that Morgan??

Awww, I bet that helps to hear she's doing well & know her new owners are just as into her well being as you were/are.

Quote: Originally Posted by DougsGirl wow, really kinky. somehow i don't think my 88 yr old granny is gonna be into the hot sauce lube idea oh god, how did this thread take this horrifying turn for the worse? Abbie, this is just the kind of day it is. Believe me, this is not the first thread to turn dirty today! (have you seen the pic LC Rachel posted of the "stripper"?)

Quote: Originally Posted by LC_Rachel Umm...hello? Are you saying my pic wasn't the cutest? lol How about most disturbing? Does that work for you?

Quote: Originally Posted by JennyK LMFAO!!! I wouldn't worry.. your boss probably gave candy to the older women that don't use lotions Why don't older women use lotion? Cuz they are all dried up and crusty & it just doesn't make a difference?

Quote: Originally Posted by DougsGirl haha, like "To Spice Up Your Love Life" got any ideas? That made me cringe....maybe that's not where you want to go....sorry, dirty mind I guess. But hot sauce in the naughty area is not a fun thought!

That is cute, and totally useful! We use Tapatio all the time too. Great idea Abbie! (your pic is cool)

Quote: Originally Posted by JennyK At lunch he'd get like 2-3 bottles of wine and we'd all down them lol I remember last time, on the way back to work from the lunch, me and 2 other girls stopped at a bar and took shots lol No one knew 'cept us. I just crept back into my office like nothing was going on lol That is fricking awesome! And a pretty clear indicator that you guys were already trashed...right? That 3 people could decide it's a good idea to stop & have shots on the way back to work? Definitely trashed.

Haha!! Yes, you definitely stink Rachel. I think this is one of those days that freaks bosses out...it's like a no win situation...you do something for the ladies in the office & they get pissed thinking you are calling them secretaries...you don't do anything & then you are insensitive. Lotion is pretty safe I guess. Although, I would much prefer a boozy lunch!

Quote: Originally Posted by Rachelle E. OMG! LO-F*CKING-L!!! (yes, I HAD to throw the "F" word in there! lol!) That is the most horrible/hilarious thing I think I've ever heard! I keep envisioning that episode of My Name is Earl where Joy is making fun of her deaf lawyer...so bad, yet SO funny!!! Just shocking really. God...this whole paragraph makes me sound so tacky - but I trust most of you girls know me well enough now to handle it! ;-) Gawd Rachelle, what the hell is wrong with you? You are so...what's the word??...TACKY! JUST JOKING!!

Yippee! I saw that Rachel was getting a lot of gifts & it reminded me today is Admin Professionals day, formerly known as Secretary's Day I believe. I always found it a bit offensive for some reason...but in my last job our owners treated as a day to do something special for all of the women in the office. They would take us out to a really great lunch & give us awesome gifts like gift certificates to a spa. Gone are those days for me So, what is your employer doing for you today?

Holy fricking crap you guys!! I have been ignoring this thread...and then it got renames & I still ignored it, but this morning I am burning time waiting for some body to get back to me so I can progress w/my project blahblahblah. So, I just sat here for the last, oh I don't know, 15 minutes, reading this thread. I had to pee when I started & I think I may have wet myself. Must run to bathroom now. You guys are insane & hilarious & I love it! Weed Ferret!

How random & weird Rachel! I love it though! Great memories, ya?

Quote: Originally Posted by LC_Rachel Sarah- Where's the banana hammock pics? I told you I would be forced to post my really nasty one. This guy showed up uninvited to my friend's 21st bday party claiming to be our hired stripper. We always thought someone did this as a prank, but I'm not so sure about that now. I think he was just some perv trying to get his jollies with young girls. Sorry if I crossed the line and posted an offensive pic. Nothing is offensive to me so I have horrible judgement. Holy crap, that is hilarious!! I would be pissed if I had actually payed for a stripper & that's what showed up! Wow...that is just fantastic!