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More brain storming. Here are some common wedding lines. Maybe they can be adapted to be mexico drinking lines:

 

I now pronounce you husband & wife

 

Speak now or forever hold your peace

 

You may kiss the bride

 

To have & to hold

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Your on a roll Morgan... I have nothing all that my fiance came up with was

"Donde esta la margarita"

Then he says

"donde esta la biblioteca" retard.... couldnt help but laugh at that one. It makes absoultely no sense think he just likes the word.

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"donde esta la biblioteca" retard.... couldnt help but laugh at that one. It makes absoultely no sense think he just likes the word.
The only word I know in there is library. I was going to learn some spanish before the wedding, but I've just been photoshopping instead.

I just know library because it's about the same in latin.
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More brain storming. Here are some common wedding lines. Maybe they can be adapted to be mexico drinking lines:

I now pronounce you husband & wife

Speak now or forever hold your peace

You may kiss the bride

To have & to hold
I'm trying to come up with ideas for our hats (tshirts are just too hard with the sizing - someone's going to be offended!) So far all I have is "I don't need no stinking sunscreen!" um... no.

What about...
You may now kiss the bartender
Speak now or... just have another beer
I now pronounce you totally intoxicated
I now pronounce you... actually, I can't pronounce anything
'Til death do you party (perhaps too morbid)
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I'm trying to come up with ideas for our hats (tshirts are just too hard with the sizing - someone's going to be offended!) So far all I have is "I don't need no stinking sunscreen!" um... no.

What about...
You may now kiss the bartender
Speak now or... just have another beer
I now pronounce you totally intoxicated
I now pronounce you... actually, I can't pronounce anything
'Til death do you party (perhaps too morbid)
I like that one!

I think I've seen Beerly Beloved on some stuff before.

I know pronounce you drunk & drunker?

So far Speak now or... just have another beer is my favorite
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I'm trying to come up with ideas for our hats (tshirts are just too hard with the sizing - someone's going to be offended!) So far all I have is "I don't need no stinking sunscreen!" um... no.

What about...
You may now kiss the bartender
Speak now or... just have another beer
I now pronounce you totally intoxicated
I now pronounce you... actually, I can't pronounce anything
'Til death do you party (perhaps too morbid)
HAHA those are halarious!!!
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