Funny thing happened during fitting...

I went for my dress fitting today and boy was it just one of the oddiest experiences ever. My dress is very low in the back so wearing a bra is out of the question. I am a big "c" cup and the lady suggested I try using these boob tape like things. My sister and I went in to give them a try and that got the first odd part out of the way. Me grasping my breast while my younger sister tries to tape the underside.

After wasting 2 freaking sets the seamstress knocks on the door to ask how we are doing. I tell her it isn't working and she asks if she can come in. By now I am like "what the hell, on more perons seeing the girls is ok by me." So she is a good 8 inches shorting than I am and she is attmeping to get this massive boob band-aid on me. She gets them on and they start to slide down and really are not working. SO she proceeded to grab both of my boobs and inspects them as if she is trying to decided which one to buy. Behind her my sister is bright red and stuffing her laughter. She later told me she thought she was going to wet her pants. Can't say I have ever had my boobs cradled like that.

That being said my dress looks much better after getting it pinned! Oh and she is sewing a panel in the back so I can wear a bra cause who wants to mess with tata tape on her wedding day.

LOL! Nothing like getting felt up at the bridal salon. Who knew?

good think you have a good sense of humor! I sat here cracking up because I'm visualizing this woman grabbing you like she's inspecting cantelope in the produce section.

At least you know she wasn't uncomfortable in that situation. She's probably lifted her fair share of DD.

Oh my gosh, that is too funny. I probably would have laughed about it too, but felt very awkward.

OMG that is sooooo funny!!!

haha...she could have at least bought you dinner first

That's great. :-) I would be mortified if that happened to me (very modest and shy) but I barely fill my a/b bras, so luckily I'll never have that problem. I can totoally see it happening though.

This is absolutely hilarious!