Off Your Chest

yes, Toby my boy always sees the dogs, I swear sometimes he is fast asleep and they only run by the screen for a second but he somehow sees every single one, then Tess, my girl goes crazy because her brother is barking but she has no idea why so she starts to run around.

Toby sits on the edge of the couch sometimes and seriously watches TV, my mom always thought I was crazy but came to visit one time and was shocked how he watches it.

I thought it was cute and funny at first but now it just interrupts my shows and I am sure my neighbors hate it since we live in an apartment.

Dear October 3, 2007,

You sucked ass. I get off work to find I locked my keys in the car. Monday I took my spare out of my purse since I've never used it, today I needed to use it.

I call my auto club through Cingular - pardon me - the "new" AT&T and guess what? They won't come help me because I left my cell phone at home. Yeah, that's right. To use the service I pay for my cell phone must be with me at the car when the calvary comes. What if I were mugged, purse stolen? Nope, I'm told even then there's no deal. Cancelling that tomorrow (

My co-worker offers her car so I drive all the way home, pick up my spare, drive back to work, and start to drive my car home. Halfway home, some loser turns and cuts off my straight path so I slam on my breaks, the light turns red, and the camera flashes on me in the intersection. I'll know if they got me in a few weeks.

2 hours later I'm home and I hear a noise in the bathroom. I look to find water gushing out of the toilet bowl onto the floor and moving toward the hallway. Nice. I shut off the water valve, mop up the spillage, and go to sleep. I'll deal with it later.

Someone somewhere must have had the best day ever because I got the shaft!

Dear October 4, 2007,

You better give Jamy a PERFECT, and I mean perfect, day today!!!! No more crap like what you pulled on her yesterday!!!!

Dear asshole who left your cat and all it's belongings outside in the cold all night in front of my place of business,

You should be shot. But you can die happily knowing your beautiful little kitten is going to a GREAT home now.

By the way, there are things called rescues. Next time you buy an animal you decide you don't want after a couple of years I suggest you try one out.

Dear Heidi,

Your baby was just down in the bottom of your belly and the way his cord was stretched it looked like he had a HUGE hard on hehehe That just made my day.

Dear Self,

Be patient with the things you cannot change. BAH!!!!

ROFL,, SO after reading Melissa's comment about Heidi's ticker.. OMG that is the funniest thing.. lol..

Dear BDW forum.. Thank you again for making me laugh today..

Dear NYC Tourists,

We love having you here in our city, but PLEASE (for the love of GOD) MOVE OVER when you want to stop, look up and take in the view. I think it's great to have so many tourists here, but when you're walking down the street, please don't just stop wherever you are to look at the skyscrapers and take pictures. It's a VERY crowded city, there are people walking right behind you.

So, welcome to NYC, enjoy the lights and attractions, and please get out of our way. Thanks!

Sincerly,

Jen