Psychoanalyze yourself

Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read what each answer means. (No cheating! )

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

hubby

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

fluffy white bunny

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

it looks at me and hops away

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?

not ridiculously big, but very open and spacious

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?

candles, family, pasta

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

blue chalice

8. What do you do with the cup?

pick it up

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water. How big is the body of water?

it goes as far as the eye can see

10. How will you cross the water?

swim to my boat and boat to where I'm trying to go

Stop and answer

No cheating!

What it is supposed to mean

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer that people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

My sister

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

A deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It freezes when it sees me then bolts

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?

Not huge, but a fair size...

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?

Vintage dishes, mismatched of course Lots and lots of yummy food and a ton of smiling family members and friends

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

Clear plastic

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up and crush it

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water. How big is the body of water?

It's just a small pond

10. How will you cross the water?

I'll just walk around the pond...it's small...remember?

Stop and answer

No cheating!

What it is supposed to mean

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer that people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

LOL I guess this doesn't say much for my sex life

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

FI

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

a fawn

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

just stands there and then walks around

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?

pretty big, nice and open

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?

family, dinner

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

a coffee cup

8. What do you do with the cup?

pick it up

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water. How big is the body of water?

pretty big....

10. How will you cross the water?

swim across

Stop and answer

No cheating!

What it is supposed to mean

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer that people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

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1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

Brian

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Not much, I just observe it eating.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?

Medium size. Kind of a Hanzel and Gretal looking stone cottage.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes, because I need to keep the puppy in!

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?

Chairs around it, on it a candle centerpiece and full place settings.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

a tea cup

8. What do you do with the cup?

put it away.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water. How big is the body of water?

A nice sized lake. I can see the other side, but it's big enough to take a rowboat out on.

10. How will you cross the water?

There's a rowboat tied to the dock. There's also a cool bridge.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

My sister

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

wolf

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I run he chases.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it? Small.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it? Flowers

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? small plastic cup

8. What do you do with the cup? throw it away

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water. How big is the body of water? small.

10. How will you cross the water? swim.

Stop and answer

No cheating!

What it is supposed to mean

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer that people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

Melissa did you notice that everyone else answered their hubby/FI for the first question and you and I answered our sisters? Hmmmm...

Hahaha. I read the answers. It's funny. Basically I'm a avoidant personality who's unhappy.

I hate psychoanalysis. One of my professors (I'm in school for Counseling) is big into psychoanalysis. He's the type if you shift your body during a mock session he'll mark you as being emotionally uncomfortable with the conversation when in reality it's because, yeah you are uncomfortable... those damn plastic chairs kill your back!

Haha Jessica that is funny!!

~Side story: One of my best friends was dating an older guy whose mother was a therapist or something. Anyway he ended up breaking up with my friend and when he did he gave her this whole written speech that was clearly written by his mother. He said things like "While I respect and acknowledge your feelings, I feel that your constant attachment to your mother shows that you are harboring feelings of retraction towards childhood. I just don't feel that this could ever work between us." LOL.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

Paul

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

just stare for a little bit, then he runs away

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?

medium size - not huge

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

not the whole thing - the backyard is

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?

placemats, flowers, a hutch, 6-8 chairs

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

plastic (disposable)

8. What do you do with the cup?

pick it up and throw it away

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water. How big is the body of water?

a medium size lake or large pond

10. How will you cross the water?

walk around it, unless there's a bridge

Stop and answer

No cheating!

What it is supposed to mean

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer that people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

Yikes - this one was harsh! But is this telling me that if I stare at my problems (a.k.a. the deer) long enough they will run away? That would be nice!