so silly

I cuddled with a sea captain because that's how I roll.

Pick the month you were born

1 - I ate

2 - I needed

3 - I ran naked with

4 - I dreamed of

5 - I hooked up with

6 - I cuddled with

7 - I cooked for

8 - I partied with

9 - I stabbed

10 - I stole

11 - I spent money on

12- I smelled

Pick the day you were born

01 - the kool-aid man

02 - a cupcake

03 - an avocado

04 - a toothbrush

05 - an emerald ring

06 - the president

07 - a pirate

08 - Jack Daniels

09 - a pornstar

10 - an astronomer

11 - the trojan man

12 - Santa Claus

13 - my lover

14 - a sea captain

15 - your boyfriend

16 - a stripper

17 - an army

18 - a platypus

19 - an orange

20 - a cheerleader

21 - my boss

22 - Ace Ventura

23 - my crush

24 - an easter egg

25 - a jar of honey

26 - a hottie

27 - a bowl of Trix

28 - cool whip

29 - your teacher

30 - a glass of milk

31 - the sheriff

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because thats how I roll

Black - because I'm sexy as hell

Pink - because the voices told me to

Red - because I have amazing boobs

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because the moon was full

Purple - because I'm wild

Gray - because I love music

Green - because life is too short

Orange - because I'm good like that

Turqoise - because I have double D's

Brown - because I had to

Other - because I'm good in bed

Shirtless - because I've got a six pack

I cooked for a glass of milk because life is too short?

I cooked for a cheerleader, cuz that's how I roll! (too fun)

And my husband stole an easter egg cuz he's a pimp & you're jealous. Sweet!

LMAO!!! Okay my husband smelled Jack Daniels because I have amazing boobs.

omg... do you really want to hear mine..

i spent money on a cheerleader because life is short!

haha can I add "straight male" before cheerleader, lol

hehehe Amy you can make it a straight male, lol!

I cuddled with Ace Ventura because the voices told me to!

My husband's: I dreamed of a hottie because I'm a pimp and you're jealous...

I stole the president because I'm sexy as hell....

Just call me Monica...

Jamy - well, you do have great boobs, but I don't know why that would make your hubby smell the JD - thats just weird lol!

I stole your boyfriend because I'm a pimp and you are jealous!

(I'm a bad person)