VERY funny story :)

[MERRYME]

RALPH AND EDNA: A Love Story

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want
them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all
they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental
hospital. One day, while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's
heroic act she immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as she now considered
her to be mentally stable.


When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I
have good news and bad news. *The good news is you're
being discharged, since you were able to rationally
respond to crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
the person you love. I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph,
hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
to dry.
How soon can I go home?"