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The Cutest Bridal Shower Gift EVER- Panty Poem


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One of my girl friends set up this gift at my shower. It was a hit! So cute! So, next time you are a bridesmaid...think of this as an awesome shower gift!

 

She printed out several copies of the poem (see below) and then used clothes pins and twine to hang the paties and a corresponding verse on a panty line!

 

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I have a secret to share

About our little bride

She is obsessed with underwear

And that I cannot hide

 

So for our little panty queen

I gathered up some twine

And put the panties in a row

To make a panty line.

 

Melissa these undies are to last you

All throughout your life

And Kendall will be pleased to say

He has a sexy wife!

 

So listen up to hear about

Your lifelong panty plan

These underwear, we have no doubt

Will last your whole life span

 

The first are for your wedding day

Of course they are pure white

We know Kendall will shout, "Hooray!"

When he sees you on that night

 

The next are for your honeymoon

They're sexy and all lace

We hope you'll leave your hotel room

'Cause Cabo is such a gorgeous place!

 

On Valentine's you'll wear this pair

Before you hit the bed

Cuz Cupid's arrow in the air

Shoots tushies that are red

 

After a year has passed you'll face

Anniversary number one

With these you'll surely have a blast

'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

 

Then when the time is right for you

And don't be saying, "Maybe"

You'll wear your little pink or blue

In honor of your baby

 

And when your years of wedding bliss

Become the big 2-5

Don't worry - you'll just slip this on

To keep the sparks alive

 

When finally you're old and gray

With these you can't go wrong

'Cuz sorry Melissa but at that age

You just can't wear a thong

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