Mid-Afternoon Giggle...

KAMAY11 · 09-25-2008, 03:06 PM

Pants vs. Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and
said, 'Here: try these on'. She did and said, 'These are too big. I
can't wear them.' To which I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never
had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

So, on his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
'Here - try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your jackass attitude
you never will.'