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09-23-2008, 12:31 PM
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#1 | | Just Maui'd!
Join Date: Mar 2008 Age: 33 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Wedding Date: 8.28.08 Wedding Location: Kapalua Bay, Maui
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karma: 1 |  Installing a Husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
· Romance 9.5
· Personal Attention 6.5
and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0
· Golf Clubs 4.1 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
__________________
~Susan~
For you Rachel! 
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09-23-2008, 12:54 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
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karma: 1 |  Re: Installing a Husband
HAHAHAHA this is awesome... and yet sooo true!!!
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09-23-2008, 01:06 PM
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#3 | | Full Member
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Charlotte, NC Wedding Date: June 20, 2009 Wedding Location: Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
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karma: 1 | Re: Installing a Husband
Very cute :)
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09-23-2008, 02:16 PM
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#4 | | Elite Member
Join Date: Mar 2007 Age: 25 Location: Dallas Wedding Date: May 24 2009 Wedding Location: Puerto Vallarta, Mexico (Las Caletas)
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karma: 5 | Re: Installing a Husband
Hahaha, so many great ones on here today!
__________________  ~ Jaime & Martin ~
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09-23-2008, 02:36 PM
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#5 | | Full Member
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karma: 1 | Re: Installing a Husband
LOL that is hilarious!
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09-23-2008, 05:15 PM
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#6 | | Full Member
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karma: 1 | Re: Installing a Husband
hahahaha. thanks for sharing :)
__________________ completed: STDs mailed
working on: ordering my dress, "blinging" the topper
stressing over: DIY postcards, & logo
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09-23-2008, 05:46 PM
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#7 | | tara*licious*
Join Date: Mar 2007 Age: 27 Location: Phoenix Wedding Date: November 2, 2008 Wedding Location: Puerto Vallarta - Las Caletas
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karma: 5 | Re: Installing a Husband
omg that is way too funny!
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09-23-2008, 06:04 PM
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#8 | | Full Member
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karma: 1 | Re: Installing a Husband
LOL...very cute!
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