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07-21-2008, 07:16 AM
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 |  Giving up Wine
Giving Up Wine
I was walking down the street
when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless woman who asked me
for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet,
got out ten dollars and asked,
'If I give you this money,
will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago',
the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping
instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,'
the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon
instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman.
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you
the money. Instead, I 'm going
to take you out for dinner with
my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless woman was shocked.
'Won't your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and
I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him
to see what a woman looks like
after she has given up wine, shopping,
and hair appointments.' | 
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07-21-2008, 07:35 AM
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| Re: Giving up Wine
LOL - that's a good one...thanks for the laugh on this dreary Monday morning. | |
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07-21-2008, 07:43 AM
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| Re: Giving up Wine
Funny and true! | |
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07-21-2008, 07:45 AM
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| Re: Giving up Wine
LOL Nice!
And I thought it was going to be a good simertain (sp?) and take the woman out to have her hair done and stuff
But her answer was much better :)
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07-21-2008, 07:59 AM
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| Re: Giving up Wine
LOL that is hilarious!!!!
PS> I love wine too.
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07-21-2008, 08:09 AM
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| Re: Giving up Wine
Thanks for the laugh.
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07-21-2008, 08:13 AM
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| Re: Giving up Wine
Too funny!
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07-21-2008, 08:16 AM
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#8 | | The St. Lucia bride
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| Re: Giving up Wine
Ha ha. I saw the title of this thread and thought there is no way Erin is giving up wine. | |
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07-21-2008, 08:33 AM
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| Re: Giving up Wine
Love it. Glad to hear you aren't giving it up....sheesh :) | |
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07-21-2008, 08:36 AM
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| Re: Giving up Wine
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy!  Ha ha. I saw the title of this thread and thought there is no way Erin is giving up wine. | I know! I was thinking I should have put "jokle of the day" or something in the title after I posted.
I never attend another family function if I didn't have wine! It's like my security blanket! | |
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