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| Just venting or funnies Do you just want to vent and let off steams...or have a funny you want to share....here's the place. |
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06-05-2008, 06:22 PM
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karma: 5 |  Our dog... grrrr
Our little Dachshund Ollie just ate 2-2.5oz of Gourmet Chocolate. I just got off the phone with our vet who said he'll be fine (he would need to eat about 12 oz for his body weight in order to be concerned). Basically he's just going to have diarrhea out the WAZOO! Arrrrrgggggggghhhhhh So I went from very worried about our poor little guy to very PO'ed at him! LOL He is the best dog (has had professional in house training, house broken, etc.) but if you take your eye off of him for 1 minute he will find anything and everything he can to eat! There have been times where I am coming down the stairs and he is up on our table eating the rest of my pasta, all the while I'm screaming at him to stop and he's looking at me out of the corner of his eyes knowing he's in deep sh!t but he just starts eating faster thinking it will be worth the punishment. Unfortunately he doesn't connect getting really sick and eating these things. We never feed him "people food" because we don't want him to be a begger so his stomach is extremely sensitive.
He is now in a diaper. I can tell he knows he's in trouble because he actually let me put it on and he's not messing with it. Poor thing, he looks so degraded in it! lol
OK just had to vent a little... 
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06-05-2008, 06:31 PM
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karma: 2 |  Re: Our dog... grrrr
OMG tooo funny! Don't be mad - Barney once ate 35 foil-covered chocolate easter eggs - foil and all - he was one "runny" pooch for a while. In fact, he even knows how to open the fridge and help himself which is why we have gotten a baby lock (no word of a lie)
They are so well behaved - then you turn your back for one minute...
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06-05-2008, 06:35 PM
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karma: 3 | Re: Our dog... grrrr
Too funny, good thing they are cute, eh? It kills me how they know when they are in trouble.
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06-05-2008, 06:37 PM
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karma: 5 | Re: Our dog... grrrr
I'm trying not to laugh but I'm picturing him eating pasta as fast as possible. If it makes you feel better our big dog eats rolls of toilet paper when he gets mad at us. It is a very clean poop to pick up though - it's straight paper.
Our friend's lab ate a bag of bird seed this weekend and was pooping seeds all weekend.
Dogs are weird.
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06-05-2008, 06:41 PM
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karma: 5 | Re: Our dog... grrrr
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Originally Posted by MissyR  OMG tooo funny! Don't be mad - Barney once ate 35 foil-covered chocolate easter eggs - foil and all - he was one "runny" pooch for a while. In fact, he even knows how to open the fridge and help himself which is why we have gotten a baby lock (no word of a lie)
They are so well behaved - then you turn your back for one minute... | Hahaha, ok I think you've got us beat on the 35 chocolate covered easter eggs. Although I did have a dog once that at Thanksgiving when everyone was in the kitchen managed to eat an entire rum cake. Quote:
Originally Posted by lucy106 Too funny, good thing they are cute, eh? It kills me how they know when they are in trouble. | Yeah, he's lucky he's cute.... Quote:
Originally Posted by LALA I'm trying not to laugh but I'm picturing him eating pasta as fast as possible. If it makes you feel better our big dog eats rolls of toilet paper when he gets mad at us. It is a very clean poop to pick up though - it's straight paper.
Our friend's lab ate a bag of bird seed this weekend and was pooping seeds all weekend.
Dogs are weird. | Laugh all you want! I was trying so hard not to as I was screaming at him. That look in his eyes was priceless, and it really was funny that me screaming at him just made him gobble it down even faster. 
We've had all sorts of things come out of our dogs - the funniest was when Ollie ate his stuffed animal and we had to pull a green frog out of his behind. That was not pleasant - for all parties involved.
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06-05-2008, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by JaimeLynne There have been times where I am coming down the stairs and he is up on our table eating the rest of my pasta, all the while I'm screaming at him to stop and he's looking at me out of the corner of his eyes knowing he's in deep sh!t but he just starts eating faster thinking it will be worth the punishment. | That is too funny. Our little devil Beagle Chloe does the same thing. That mischievous look out of the corner of her eye while she is doing something wrong. And then the race to finish whatever she should not be eating before I get there to take it away.
Little devils they are.
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06-05-2008, 06:59 PM
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karma: 9 | Re: Our dog... grrrr
hahaha...glad he is okay but it reminds me of when our dog ate a tube of pure cocoa butter...she had the runs for days! At least you have a diaper :P
BTW you look beautiful in your siggy pic!
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06-05-2008, 07:16 PM
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karma: 2 | Re: Our dog... grrrr
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Originally Posted by JaimeLynne We've had all sorts of things come out of our dogs - the funniest was when Ollie ate his stuffed animal and we had to pull a green frog out of his behind. That was not pleasant - for all parties involved. | LOL I've been through that before.. except our old family dog used to eat balloons... those were fun to have to pull out afterwards.... 
Hopefully he's not too runny for the next while!  LOL
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06-05-2008, 07:28 PM
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#9 | | Lis*a*licious
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karma: 5 | Re: Our dog... grrrr
OMG How funny!! Poor little thing in his diaper....lol!!
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06-05-2008, 09:37 PM
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karma: 1 | Re: Our dog... grrrr
awww poor little guy in a diaper! our boy (a 100lb great dane mix) once ate a ham bone...yes a ham bone...actually happened a couple months ago...it was just the bone because we had it left over from christmas, took it out to de-thaw and make soup... accidentally left it in the sink when we went to dinner came back and the entire freakin bone was gone! dumb dog! :) off to the vet he went...vet made him throw it up and luckily he was fine...just on a bland diet for three days!! UGH I seriously could have killed him....moral of the story is...I know how you feel tonight! crazy dogs! 
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