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06-03-2008, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bellmawr, NJ Wedding Date: Nov 6, 2008 Wedding Location: Paradisus Palma Real, Punta Cana DR
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karma: 7 |  Re: Pissy Ass Mood
Harty's post always make me smile!
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06-03-2008, 01:26 PM
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#22 | | Happy Newlywed!
Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Wedding Date: September 5th, 2008 Wedding Location: Kona Village Resort, Big Island, HI
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karma: 8 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
Harty - you are one of the funniest people i know!!!!!!!!
you always crack me up - i almost peed myself reading about the elephant
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06-03-2008, 01:35 PM
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#23 | | *crazy in the head*
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Salem, Oregon Wedding Date: 03/27/2008 Wedding Location: Las Caletas, Puerto Vallarta
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karma: 7 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
LOL. You girls are the best.
So let me get this straight- the dog ate a stuffed animal and now it's hanging out it's butt? Or did I not follow that right? LOL
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06-03-2008, 01:53 PM
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#24 | | Full Member
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sask, Canada Wedding Date: June 12, 2009 Wedding Location: St. John's, Nfld
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karma: 0 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
This always makes me laugh when I do it. Take a few minutes and give it a try.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
My name comes out as Loopy Gizzardbuns, my sister is Chim-chim Gizzardbuns, and FI is Poopsie Cootiebrain.
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06-03-2008, 01:56 PM
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#25 | | *crazy in the head*
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Salem, Oregon Wedding Date: 03/27/2008 Wedding Location: Las Caletas, Puerto Vallarta
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karma: 7 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
Buttercup Applebrain. That's not very sexy LOL.
I used to be Buttercup Gigglesniffer. haha not sure which one is better.
Thanks for that- I'll have to look into that children's book. It sounds cute!
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06-03-2008, 02:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bellmawr, NJ Wedding Date: Nov 6, 2008 Wedding Location: Paradisus Palma Real, Punta Cana DR
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karma: 7 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
that is cute, i'm Zippy Applejuice
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06-03-2008, 02:03 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
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karma: 2 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
Rachel- your new siggy is awesome. You're entitled to a bitchy day (damn, a whole week!) every once in a while.
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06-03-2008, 02:07 PM
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#28 | | *crazy in the head*
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Salem, Oregon Wedding Date: 03/27/2008 Wedding Location: Las Caletas, Puerto Vallarta
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karma: 7 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielleNDerek  that is cute, i'm Zippy Applejuice | That sounds like some spiked applejuice. Sounds good to me! Quote:
Originally Posted by nikkianddean Rachel- your new siggy is awesome. You're entitled to a bitchy day (damn, a whole week!) every once in a while. | Damn straight! Admittedly I'm in a much better mood now.
And thanks for the siggy comment. I'm not as talented as most of the girls here so it's the best I got.
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06-03-2008, 02:09 PM
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#29 | | Senior Member
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karma: 3 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
Quote:
Originally Posted by froggie1013 Whoa, same clown joke. Weird. | Great minds think alike or watch the Today show. the joke was on it yesterday.
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06-03-2008, 02:22 PM
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#30 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008 Age: 29 Location: Staten Island, NY Wedding Date: 1/17/2009 Wedding Location: Moon Palace, Cancun, Mexico
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karma: 2 | Re: Pissy Ass Mood
Here's a joke for you...
Two men walk into a bar, one says "OUCH!"
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