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03-21-2008, 06:16 AM
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#141 | | Happy Newlywed
Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Texas girl living in North Carolina Age: 27 Wedding Date: June 21, 2008 Wedding Location: Riviera Maya
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Originally Posted by jean-marcus  k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained...
with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year.. | Awesome. Lies are so much funnier than the truth :) Smart business model. I was just talking about how much women outlive the men in that generation. There are so few men left at my grandma's VFW that the men there can date all the ladies if they want to. But, the one guy who was doing that was also losing his memory. So he totally couldn't keep it straight. Takes a sharp mind to be a player.
I'm sure those older Candian ladies can't wait until you are allowed back into Canada. | 
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03-21-2008, 06:40 AM
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#142 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Boston, MA Wedding Date: May 25, 2008 Wedding Location: Occidental Grand Xcaret, Riviera Maya
Posts: 807
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Total Points: 68,473.11 Donate karma: 2
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Originally Posted by jean-marcus k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained...
with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year.. | Wow... canadians must really be the NICEST people ever to only ban you for one year for that! Try that crap in the US, and you will be swinging this  for the next 100 years
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03-31-2008, 10:53 PM
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#143 | | Member
Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Richmond, Virginia Age: 35 Wedding Date: April 25, 2009 Wedding Location: Dreams Cancun
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Originally Posted by jean-marcus k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained...
with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year.. | This has got to be the best story I have read in a while  . Here I am at almost 2am laughing my a** off. I am sure my kids are thinking that their mom has finally gone nuts. Thanks for the laugh  | |
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04-01-2008, 07:46 AM
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#144 | | super-megacool-member
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Seattle & World Wide Age: 31
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Originally Posted by dc22173 This has got to be the best story I have read in a while . Here I am at almost 2am laughing my a** off. I am sure my kids are thinking that their mom has finally gone nuts. Thanks for the laugh | i tend to have that effect on people. better stay away from threads i commented in or you might end up in the loonie bin | |
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05-02-2008, 12:44 AM
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#145 | | Senior Member
 Super Froggy Champion! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Wedding Date: November 30, 2008 Wedding Location: Grand Palladium Palace, Punta Cana, D.R
Posts: 1,340
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This thread has been hilarious. From not only stealing points, but others encouraging it, to a sex ring with grandpa's. I was finally going to go to bed, but I think I will have to wait for a little bit longer, as I haven't finished laughing. After the last couple days I have had, I needed to read this thread. Anyone know where there are more threads that are hilarious like this one? I could use them occassionally. LOL | |
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05-02-2008, 05:45 AM
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#146 | | Palma Real Bride
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bellmawr, NJ Wedding Date: Nov 6, 2008 Wedding Location: Paradisus Palma Real, Punta Cana DR
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check out the feret thread. i just finally read it yesterday, hysterical. | |
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05-02-2008, 06:38 AM
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#147 | | Elite Member
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Florida Age: 30 Wedding Date: May 8th, 2009 Wedding Location: Dreams Cancun Resort & Spa
Posts: 3,804
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Originally Posted by DanielleNDerek check out the feret thread. i just finally read it yesterday, hysterical. | I was laughing so much about that one that I got in a little trouble at work HAHA! 
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