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Im Stuck In My Dress


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No Body Is Home So To Shut You Photo Whores Up I Put On My Dress. I Wiggled Myself In It Like We Do Our Favorite Jeans. Came Down Stairs To Stand Infront Of The Mirror To Take Pictures. And Now i Cant Get It Off. I Broke The Little Hook Thingy At The Top Of The Zipper And I Am Scared To Move Anymore.

 

 

Stop Laughing This Is Not Funny. It Is Tammyb's Fault You Damn Photo Whore. I Will Upload When I Get To Work Because My Home Computer Crashed And This Is Lawrence's. I Am Tying This In My Damn Dress.

 

Please Tell Me That This Is Not An Omen It Just That My Ass Is Fat

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OH NO! Just so you know technically we are not Whores..we are sluts. Whores pay for stuff sluts get it for free.
rofl.gif i am going to have to relay that definition to my FI! hahahaha

Catherine, don't panic. Can you call somebody to come help you?
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